May 2013
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dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
robert-downey-jesus:
I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
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“I’m so lost
I’m barely here
I wish I could explain myself
But...”
– Blink-182, “Stockholm Syndrome.”
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Did the person who made that “fluffy chicken” post ever actually PROVE that they purchased and obtained a chicken?
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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
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Everything sucks right now and I don’t know how to fix it.
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If I ever met Dana Carvey, I’m afraid I’d say something like, “You played one of the best characters in all of the 80s/90s and probably all of history as well but the words in that part of the song were ‘anyone can see.’”
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