huge dogs thinking they are little dogs eeeeeeeeee
THE GOD DAMN TURTLE
THE TURTLE HAS BE SCREAMIN
pretty in pink
one of the best lines in the movie, really
Get to know me meme: [3/5] favorite movies » Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)"You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamned thing you’ve done in the subsequent four years including getting knocked up is going to change that.”
I was sitting at the kitchen table tonight at dinner gritting my teeth as, on an episode of “The Big Bang Theory,” which my parents watch, Sheldon presented his girlfriend with a “relationship contract” for her to sign. It detailed all the “duties” that she was to now be responsible for. He was also going to notarize it. (Because why not, right?)
The thing is, on one of my favorite shows, “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia,” they do stuff like this all the time. But the point of it is to make you go: “Wow, look at what a vile piece of shit Dennis is THIS time.” On Big Bang, when Sheldon whipped out that contract, the audience CHEERED. How cute that this nerd doesn’t understand how awkward and controlling this is! We love it! Give the show another Emmy! I was uncomfortable.
She totally signed the contract, btw.
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