thestorieswesay:

smoothserpent:

middlemarching:

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via]

Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

huge dogs thinking they are little dogs eeeeeeeeee

THE GOD DAMN TURTLE

THE TURTLE HAS BE SCREAMIN

piratesparrow:

Jack Sparrow + tropes


jinkx-it:

pretty in pink

jinkx-it:

pretty in pink

You’re a rat in a fucking maze.

zodiacbaby:

one of the best lines in the movie, really

Get to know me meme: [3/5] favorite movies » Kill Bill Vol. 1 (2003)

"You and I have unfinished business. And not a goddamned thing you’ve done in the subsequent four years including getting knocked up is going to change that.

I was sitting at the kitchen table tonight at dinner gritting my teeth as, on an episode of “The Big Bang Theory,” which my parents watch, Sheldon presented his girlfriend with a “relationship contract” for her to sign. It detailed all the “duties” that she was to now be responsible for. He was also going to notarize it. (Because why not, right?)

The thing is, on one of my favorite shows, “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia,” they do stuff like this all the time. But the point of it is to make you go: “Wow, look at what a vile piece of shit Dennis is THIS time.” On Big Bang, when Sheldon whipped out that contract, the audience CHEERED. How cute that this nerd doesn’t understand how awkward and controlling this is! We love it! Give the show another Emmy! I was uncomfortable.

She totally signed the contract, btw.

Never make someone a priority when all you are to them is an option.
Maya Angelou (via purplebuddhaproject)